Afghans Vote United States as Worst Pest Control Service; Followed Closely by Soviet Russia and Terminix

New polls show that people in Afghanistan are increasingly feeling that their country is headed in the wrong direction. Public opinion is still in favor of the central government in Kabul and the presence of foreign troops, but both are steadily falling. Afghans are still strongly anti-Taleban and the majority believe that they are still the biggest danger.

Another poll that asked if the use of air strikes by US and other foreign forces was acceptable, showed that 77% felt they were unacceptable despite the results. Additional polling revealed that 67% feel they have not benefited from international aid.

How dare the Afghans be ungrateful! We showed up unannounced, bombed the living fuck out of anything of worth, installed a Ben Kingsley look-alike as president, left without fixing a goddamn thing... and oh yeah, then all the Taleban broke out of prison. We're still working on that last part. You know, I'm surprised these people are even willing to fucking talk to us.

Hell, the fucking commie pinkos at least made their intentions clear and kept most of the cities standing. Meanwhile we JDAMed the shit out of everything, and we still didn't finish the job. We left without solving the fucking problem because their neighbor down the street has something more valuable that we want. That shows commitment issues right there. We really need to work on that.

As a pest control service, we rate very poorly. Terminix, who I typically loathe to the ends of the Earth, aren't that bad. Sure they show up when it's convenient for them, despite what I tell them, and the exterminator usually steals some hand towels, but they do kill the bugs. What the United States has done would be like the exterminator showing up while your family is sleeping, wrecking all the furniture with a fire axe for no real reason, starting to gas the place and then leaving on a whim. On the way out he shot your dog. And then you get a phone call from head office apologizing and saying that its all on the house. Oh! And a week later he drives by and throws a live hornet's nest through your window and flips you the bird for good measure. That is how bad we fucked things up.

And despite all this, they're still in favor of our troops dicking around their barren wasteland of a country. That shows you just how fucking terrible things were before we got there.

Despite not being Christians, they showed us exactly how Jesus would react. So way to go America, by proxy, you've made Jesus start losing faith in you (this is the obvious conclusion). Do you know how hard that is to do? He still forgave everyone even after they tacked him to a fucking telephone pole to be left for dead and jabbed him in the kidney with a spear... and they did some other shit to him too, I don't know, it's in the bible somewhere.