Israelis and Palestinians Still Fighting: Big Fucking Surprise

According to BBC News, Israeli soldiers have advanced into the suburbs of Gaza City and are engaging in firefights with Hamas gunmen. This comes following upwards of 50 air strikes from Israeli warplanes and 25 mortar/rocket attacks into Israel from Hamas. Today is the 18th day since the fighting renewed. 971 people have been killed in Gaza and 13 Israelis have been killed.

And the news here is what? Some retards who believe they're the chosen people are fighting some other retards who basically believe the same thing but pretend they don't. Big fucking surprise (as I stated in the title), people are killing each other over differing beliefs.

You know, I'm not even going to go blaming religion for this whole mess. That's giving religion way too much fucking credit. This is retards being retarded and predictable. Hell, you know what? Even if we took the god element out of this, it's nothing new. A bunch of dumbasses all fighting over the same scrap of shitty land that they think is their fucking birthright. So really, you can take your pick: this killing can be about nationalism or religion. Hooray for freedom of choice, you fucking morons.

You have to give them credit though, these fuckers fight at the drop of a hat. George Bush, aka Dubya, aka the real slim shady, had to make up shit about Iraqis still having weapons we sold them in the 80s (when we were coked out of our fucking minds) just to knock over a country that we already fucking knocked over a decade earlier. Meanwhile these douchebags in the "holy land" clusterbomb the shit out of each other if someone throws a rock at their multimillion-dollar tank.

Here's my advice: buy into a better religion than one that has you fighting over a fucking desert. It worked for L. Ron Hubbard. According to Joseph Smith, the Garden of Eden was in Missouri; as goddamn backwards as that sounds, it makes more fucking sense than it being in a desert pockmarked with bomb craters with a constant overcast of white phosphorous.

I mean really, everything Jews have been through for the past... i don't know... 5,000 fucking years, and God rewards them with what? The shittiest place on Earth (take that Newark, NJ. Someone stole your slogan) that they have to keep fucking dying over just to keep. Great. Maybe after 5,000 more years of strife he'll give you a fucking $20 gift card to Pottery Barn.

It's a cruel world. Innocent people die because of what they believe, while the fuckfaces who made Bride Wars are allowed to continue breathing and making movies.

Fuckface... its a word. Look it up.