Thursday, January 22

US Priests Accused of
Taking Money From Collection Plates:
No Shit!

Two Roman Catholic priests from St. Vincent Ferrer Church in West Palm Beach have been accused of taking over $800,000 from their parishioners. Auditors believe that over $8m may have been taken over the last 20 years, however the statute of limitations prevents the priests from being charged with thefts from before 2001.

One of the priests, Father John Skehan, has plead guilty to the charges. He claims he spent the money on expensive houses and a gambling addiction. Police reports show $100,000 was used to pay the expenses of a lover (the church's book-keeper) and $300,000 was spent on rare coins.


Are you kidding?

Where the fuck did everyone think the money in the collection plate was going? Feeding those fucking pathetic orphans on TV? NO! It was going to the motherfucking priests. Jesus fucking Christ, how did people not know this? This isn't even new. Read about the middle-ages you stupid fucks. Priests steal your fucking money! They always have and they always will.

This is all because most people are too fucking stupid to realize that God suffered a goddamn series of crippling strokes when Urban II told everyone to go fucking kill Arabs in the name of Jesus. If that wasn't enough, God then died of a heart-attack when Pius IX had the balls to declare himself infallible. God is dead and fucking buried, read your Nietzsche.

All the church, specifically the Catholic church, has ever done was take your fucking money. You really believe that if you buy enough fucking prayer candles, your uncle's shitty-assed spirit gets to go to heaven? Really? That doesn't seem like a fucking scam to you?

You know what? I fucking applaud Father John Skehan and the other priest (I didn't care enough to find his name). Whereas most Catholic priests were anally raping the local CCD class, these two douche bags were at least doing something illegal that seems reasonable: wasting money that wasn't theirs. Hell, I rather have all my fucking penny donations wasted by some gambling-addicted thief of a priest instead of having him rape the shit out of my son.

...stupid fucks

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